BRAINVOMIT

I'm a 19-year-old ginger girl named Elisa currently residing in the-middle-of-nowhere-desert, USA. I'm a comic artist; and by that I mean I'm always broke and slowly gaining more hatred for the general populace through my retail job.

I love sweets, zombies, blues jams, and sarcasm; but I hate all your bad vibes bro.

Also, I do have an ask but the link doesn't show up. feel free to type "brainvomit.tumblr.com/ask" and it'll take you to the ask page.

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Tue Jan 24

The Customer's Always an A**hole: Personal shopper

annoyingbeasties:

Customer: “Could you tell me where the chickpeas are?”

Me: “I’d be happy to show you where they are, ma’am. Follow me.”

…

Me: “Here you go, these are all of the beans we have, but there are just regular garbanzo beans.”

Customer: “Oh, okay, well I’ll have two cans of…

I once had a lady call our store (I work as the operator/fitting room attendant) and demand we find her several pairs of girls uniform shirts and pants, then bring them to guest service because she was “Too busy to shop” herself.

…Aaand my boss made me do it.