Girls who wear a skirt with jeans under them are the reason cancer exists
actually, max, cancer exists because although dna replicates almost perfectly the vast majority of the time, occasionally a series of replications gone awry can cause cells to multiply in an unchecked fashion, eventually causing the growth of tumors that spread throughout the body and they can eventually cause death.
For two days, my boyfriend forgot who I was. He lost his truck, his debit card, almost killed our gerbil—among other things. And when we saw the doctor? He thought I was trying to commit him to an asylum.
Thankfully, it’s mostly over now. Still, trying times. Thank jeebus I’m strong enough for this, and thank globs for my family.