So, I'm starting my new job at a doggie daycare...
Which means I get to play with dogs all day and occasionally give them baths and say, “who’s the cutest fucking thing ever, you are!” every 5 minutes.
Dragonball Z Drinking Game:
Drink Once Mr. Popo is seen. Master Roshi makes a sleezy move. There is a voice over. Freiza Cell or Buu are mentioned. Vegeta calls Goku “Kakarot”. Vegeta is training. Chi Chi yells at someone. Goku is eating. Drink Twice A finishing move is used. ie. Kamehameha, Destructo Disc, Final Flash ect. The Dragonballs are mentioned or seen. A character goes super saiyan. Drink...
allthatiseescaresme: Cats after anesthesia I am CRYING oh my god Hilarious.
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blackmedsin: Black Medicine // Sugar LISTEN...
cleverturnip: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried I AM CRYING
EEEE new band poster gig! yes yes, makin’ art, getting PAID :D :D :DDD
EVERY ONE IN MY LIFE STAY FUCKING HEALTHY DAMMIT
My dad fell of the roof. Nothing is life-threatening, and the panic is over for now… But… For someone with an irrational fear of hospitals, I’m spending far too much time at them.
bastard-brother: seagullsays: yesysabella: lindseyike: i have never laughed so hard please watch this, the entire thing Tina from Bobs Burgers is a real life person and i love her. oh my goodness. “also…you will get your period soon” oh my GOD my skin is crawling No no no no no ugh jesus
Designing stuffs is hard mostly because I'm in...
shavingryansprivates: thatsoratchet: Girls who wear a skirt with jeans under them are the reason cancer exists actually, max, cancer exists because although dna replicates almost perfectly the vast majority of the time, occasionally a series of replications gone awry can cause cells to multiply in an unchecked fashion, eventually causing the growth of tumors that spread throughout the body...
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So, I'm not dead yet, but...
For two days, my boyfriend forgot who I was. He lost his truck, his debit card, almost killed our gerbil—among other things. And when we saw the doctor? He thought I was trying to commit him to an asylum. Thankfully, it’s mostly over now. Still, trying times. Thank jeebus I’m strong enough for this, and thank globs for my family.