January 2012
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The Customer's Always an A**hole: Personal shopper →
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Customer: “Could you tell me where the chickpeas are?”
Me: “I’d be happy to show you where they are, ma’am. Follow me.”
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Me: “Here you go, these are all of the beans we have, but there are just regular garbanzo beans.”
Customer: “Oh, okay, well I’ll have two cans of…
I once had a lady call our store (I work as the operator/fitting room attendant) and demand we find her several pairs of girls uniform shirts and pants, then bring them to guest service because she was “Too busy to shop” herself.
…Aaand my boss made me do it.
Bitches Ain't Shit
Ben Folds
Bitches Ain’t Shit - Ben Folds
Ugh I’m killing myself with this book promoting thing. Thank globs the boyfriend was around last night to soothe another one of my “Oh god what am I doing with my life” moods.
Book reviewers needed! D:
I’m currently hunting for book reviewers for Parasomnia, my self-published ebook to help get it off the ground. Those who are interested, please contact me to receive a free copy of the entire book to read in exchange for a written review (on the book’s sell site Lulu.com as well as your tumblr page if you’d like).
Book summary: When Naomi has violent nightmares correlating to the serial murders taking place in her small college town, it seems like she’s meant to find the killer. Will her rapidly decreasing sanity and new friends help or hurt her efforts to bring the murderer to justice? One part horror, three parts mystery thriller; the suspense will keep you on edge until Naomi solves the case!
Parasomnia promo site (exclusive content, book excerpts, and more!)
I'm just going to go ahead and say it.
Every single non-vegan on Tumblr is a fucking idiot.
No exceptions.
#that awkward moment when you run out of real things to say
GOD MOM THE KIDS ON THE INTERNET WONT LISTEN TO ME
*collapses in tears onto bed*
I ate meat and loved it
The only thing I have to say is “Yeah, but BACON.”
Wow I just publish my book and then find out that my great grandmothers dead? WHAT THE FUCK, UNIVERSE. expect no upadets fro awhile
Finally nailed down my San Diego comic con costumes; Batgirl (90’s animated vers), Poison Ivy (also the 90’s animated vers), and Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus.
I also learned that two coworkers of mine are going to the con as well, which means the boy and me will have friends to meet! Plus, we’re also going to The Avengers midnight showing with them (we’re all dressing up, I’m wearing my Thor helmet) aaand The Dark Knight Rises (where I’ll be wearing my batman mask).
Not to mention, the D&D superhero campain me and the boy started has peaked interest (when people saw me doing character sheets), and their may be a D&D party in the works!!
It’s great to be a nerd.
(PS, The ebook is currently being converted to sell on sites like Amazon and such, and in a week I’ll be talking more about it here :D)
Sorry this Tumblr is so sparse, busy working on a short-story comic compilation as well as the (SHH!) soon-to-be publishing of my e-book. Oh, and also getting a new job that WON’T PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE!
