Customer: “Could you tell me where the chickpeas are?”
Me: “I’d be happy to show you where they are, ma’am. Follow me.”
Me: “Here you go, these are all of the beans we have, but there are just regular garbanzo beans.”
Customer: “Oh, okay, well I’ll have two cans of…
I once had a lady call our store (I work as the operator/fitting room attendant) and demand we find her several pairs of girls uniform shirts and pants, then bring them to guest service because she was “Too busy to shop” herself.
I’m currently hunting for book reviewers for Parasomnia, my self-published ebook to help get it off the ground. Those who are interested, please contact me to receive a free copy of the entire book to read in exchange for a written review (on the book’s sell site Lulu.com as well as your tumblr page if you’d like).
Book summary: When Naomi has violent nightmares correlating to the serial murders taking place in her small college town, it seems like she’s meant to find the killer. Will her rapidly decreasing sanity and new friends help or hurt her efforts to bring the murderer to justice? One part horror, three parts mystery thriller; the suspense will keep you on edge until Naomi solves the case!
Finally nailed down my San Diego comic con costumes; Batgirl (90’s animated vers), Poison Ivy (also the 90’s animated vers), and Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus.
I also learned that two coworkers of mine are going to the con as well, which means the boy and me will have friends to meet! Plus, we’re also going to The Avengers midnight showing with them (we’re all dressing up, I’m wearing my Thor helmet) aaand The Dark Knight Rises (where I’ll be wearing my batman mask).
Not to mention, the D&D superhero campain me and the boy started has peaked interest (when people saw me doing character sheets), and their may be a D&D party in the works!!
It’s great to be a nerd.
(PS, The ebook is currently being converted to sell on sites like Amazon and such, and in a week I’ll be talking more about it here :D)