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The state I live in is ~officially~ the first...

Apr 30th

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Apr 30th

toosoontoosawn: brainvomit: shit i think i accidentally got the dog high… You DEFINITELY got the dog high. She proceeded to rub her back on the floor, then dragged her head across it, then froze when she realized I was watching her. Then she did this little huff thing she does, walked over to her food bowl brought out a carrot and looked at me as if ‘What??’ Dog is high.

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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shit i think i accidentally got the dog high…

Apr 29th

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Apr 29th

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Apr 28th

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Apr 28th

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god FUCKING dammit

Just fucking great. Fucking damn fuck fucking shit FUCK. It’s definitely fucking un-ignorable now. I’m in fucking [ ] with the poor bastard. And their’s no way I’m going to be able to fucking say it. Dammit.

Apr 28th

Top 10 Myths about Introverts →

miguel-perezident: mycorrhizae: Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk. This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days. Myth #2 – Introverts are shy. Shyness has nothing to do with being an Introvert. Introverts are not necessarily afraid of...

Apr 28th

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Watch

toosoontoosawn: albotas: Here’s a new theatrical trailer for X-men: First Class. The posters and promo images for this movie had me scared that this flick was going to be complete poo-poo, but these trailers are insane. Chalk this one up as another fresh movie that will have my butt planted in a theater seat this summer. Word. AWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Apr 28th

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Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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Anonymous asked: whats your favorite comic?

Apr 26th

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TMI tuesday questions?

Apr 26th

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excuse me while i puke feelings allover your...

I went to the county fair with that one guy. My ~boyfriend~. Whatever. Anyway, county fairs arent even that good. Not compared to the texas state fair. But I digress. The point is, I had a ridiculously fun time. We went to a concert of some country guy I have never heard of (he was pretty good though) and he put his arms around me the whole time. And maybe it’s the liquor I snuck in inside...

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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“Everyone discusses my art and pretends to understand, as if it were necessary to...”

– Claude Monet (via drinkdarjeeling)

Apr 26th

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Apr 26th

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So, today I was working HBA (Health/Beauty/Aroma) at the retailer I work at when I dealt with the creepiest lady ever. To set the scene, The lady that approaches me out of nowhere is mid-twenties MAYBE early 30’s in age; so I’d like to think she should be pretty educated on the subject we discuss. Anyway, I notice her walking down the aisle i’m zoning, looking worried. ...

Apr 26th

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