November 2011
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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sixteentons replied to your post:I-I think I was just propositioned by a married… I’m lucky I don’t get much of this. Those idiots need a 101 on bisexuality and a punch in the face. AGREED!
Nov 29th
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The best thing is crying because you feel you have...
Nov 29th
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Nov 29th
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I-I think I was just propositioned by a married couple—COMPLETE STRANGERS—for a threesome. What? What. The. Fuck. After I decided to nail down my sexuality in words for a dating site, I started to get stupid shit like this. One person I went out with, as our date finished, told me his girlfriend says I’m very cute and; “When would you feel comfortable meeting her?”...
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Some dude just asked me if I’ve seen any of the DC animated movies. ZaphodEatingChipsAndLaughing.GIF
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Hey guess what I'm not dead
Nov 27th
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Black Friday
And if you guys never see a post from me again, I’ve killed a “guest”.
Nov 25th
“I was on a bus once, it was in the middle of the night, and I had a box of...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via bastardfromabasket)
Nov 25th
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“I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, “Please try again.” because...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via bastardfromabasket)
Nov 25th
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“A lot of times I drive, like, for ten miles with the emergency brake on. That...”
– Mitch Hedberg (via bastardfromabasket)
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Nov 24th
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EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT THE MUPPET MOVIE
GODDAMMIT NO ONE WILL SEE IT WITH ME WHY IS EVERY ONE SO DUMB WHY
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Researchers create spinal cord connectors from... →
Nov 23rd
Nov 23rd
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Bitches, who’s antisocial ass just got some motherfuckin’ dates?!
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Tonight at work...
A woman called and asked if she was allowed to return a book. Let me be clear, she was aware of our ‘90 day’ return policy, she was just “wondering if you’d accept a book once it’d been opened”.
Nov 22nd
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