January 2012
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The Customer's Always an A**hole: Personal shopper →
annoyingbeasties:
Customer: “Could you tell me where the chickpeas are?”
Me: “I’d be happy to show you where they are, ma’am. Follow me.”
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Me: “Here you go, these are all of the beans we have, but there are just regular garbanzo beans.”
Customer: “Oh, okay, well I’ll have two cans of…
I once had a lady call our store (I work as the operator/fitting room attendant) and demand we find...
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Ugh I’m killing myself with this book promoting thing. Thank globs the boyfriend was around last night to soothe another one of my “Oh god what am I doing with my life” moods.
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Book reviewers needed! D:
I’m currently hunting for book reviewers for Parasomnia, my self-published ebook to help get it off the ground. Those who are interested, please contact me to receive a free copy of the entire book to read in exchange for a written review (on the book’s sell site Lulu.com as well as your tumblr page if you’d like).
Book summary: When Naomi has violent nightmares correlating to...
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Have a hard time shelling out $3.00 USD for my... →
I'm just going to go ahead and say it.
nothingman:
entropyforever:
unknowablewoman:
of-praxis:
tommyxvx:
Every single non-vegan on Tumblr is a fucking idiot.
No exceptions.
#that awkward moment when you run out of real things to say
GOD MOM THE KIDS ON THE INTERNET WONT LISTEN TO ME
*collapses in tears onto bed*
I ate meat and loved it
The only thing I have to say is “Yeah, but BACON.”
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Wow I just publish my book and then find out that my great grandmothers dead? WHAT THE FUCK, UNIVERSE. expect no upadets fro awhile
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Finally nailed down my San Diego comic con costumes; Batgirl (90’s animated vers), Poison Ivy (also the 90’s animated vers), and Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus.
I also learned that two coworkers of mine are going to the con as well, which means the boy and me will have friends to meet! Plus, we’re also going to The Avengers midnight showing with them (we’re all...
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Sorry this Tumblr is so sparse, busy working on a short-story comic compilation as well as the (SHH!) soon-to-be publishing of my e-book. Oh, and also getting a new job that WON’T PAY ME MINIMUM WAGE!
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December 2011
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I haven’t been on tumblr much, what with meeting my Boyfriend’s family for christmas and drawing human-possessing worm aliens and all. By the by, a new comic is coming about with my boyfriend as a co-writer. Really really excited about this one, superhero/sci-fi! Uploads will follow soon!
You're just the afterbirth, Eli.: I want to devote... →
bastardfromabasket:
Ask: What kind of computer do you use? Answer: What, you fink just cause I’m on Tumblr, that means I have to use a fucking computer? I shouldn’t even be here.
Ask: Do you like Coke or Pepsi better? Answer: Why you tryin’ to limit me, man? What if I like RC Cola? You fink you can just fucking…
OH MY GOD
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Note to self; when doodling new character sketches at work, do not write notes that include things like “batshit crazy bomb commander” and leave them in the fitting room. Your coworkers will write comments.
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An open letter about my sudden insane notion to...
I know everyone thinks it’s weird that I’ve moved in with Issac, and trust me, Tom’s little sister’s words in 500 Days of Summer keeping ringing through my head (“Just because some girl likes the same bizarro crap as you do, doesn’t mean she’s your soulmate”). But, seriously, I am the happiest I’ve ever remembered being.
He encourages me in...
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On Louis CK, Donald Glover, and rape jokes.
bastardfromabasket:
Anonymous asked you: I find it really disgusting that you like Louis CK so much even though he thinks rape is funny.
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In case you’ve lost your faith in humanity, rational people still exist you guys.
Wonder Woman and She-Hulk give themselves breast... →
nothingman:
I’m going to go out on a limb here and assume that Marvel and DC didn’t sign off on these Mozambican print spots depicting comicdom’s foremost superheroines mid-breast exam. More »
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY FUCKING AWESOME. FULL SUPPORT.
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I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOIN' ON?!
AWW YEAAAA I HAVE INTERNET NOW MOTHAFUCKAZZ
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Wherein Michele Bachmann is confronted by an...
cognitivedissonance:
And it’s just as fantastic as it sounds:
Watch the video:
The look of shock on her face is incredible. Elijah is brave little man, and I commend him.
HAHHH
person: hey i like that ban-
me: REALLY?
me: what's your favorite song
me: what's your favorite album
me: what's your favorite picture of one of them sleeping